Introducing a new feature at Groin Central! Basically I’ll go through all the comics I bought this month and give each of them a rating. Afterwards, keep your eyes peeled throughout the week, as I may give full reviews to certain comics on the list. Here’s how the rating system works:
Goki’s Fly is DOWN: it means this comic was so good, I unzipped my fly and made sweet, sweet love to it.
Goki’s Fly is UP: This comic wasn’t even worth pulling down my fly for.
Goki’s Fly is STUCK: Was it good? Wasn’t bad? I can’t decide, my fly is stuck!
Every so often, a comic will make me FUDO– our highest honor. However, every now and again I’ll read a comic that is so awful, I have to reverse-FUDO– a.k.a. ODUF. For those who don’t know what FUDO and ODUF mean, see our manifesto.
This is kind of a trial run, so I’ll be reviewing fewer comics than I normally would. But fear not, dear readers! I’ll also put up one-paragraph reviews of each comic, which is something I probably won’t have time to do with the longer lists. My fellow contributors, Spiffy and David, are more than happy to use this rating system (they can even call it “Spiffy’s Fly,” “Andy’s Fly” and “David’s Fly,” instead of Goki’s
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Got it? Then let’s begin!
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